Sunday Sport - 31 Aug 2025
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Supermodel Candice Swanepoel saved our KNICKERS!
ELON MUSK TO BUY FRANCE!
TAYLOR SWIFT SAID SHE WOULD MARRY ME
Brad Pitt lookalike’s FILTHY act in burger joint
EVA WYRNAL
TODAY’S WEATHER
FUNNY! NET THAT’S
STUNNA SIZZLES IN GOLD BIKINI
It’s Myleene Kl ASS !
TRUCKING GORGEOUS!
Single- sex space law must be followed
Batman’s a super hero!
DOGGY PERV
Come on mate, that REALLY IS taking the PISS !
French cops won’t stop small boats
Beauty spend Kraut of order
ASKS… FARAGE’S ‘SEND ‘EM ALL BACK’ PLAN: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I’ve had sex dressed as Vicky Pollard outside all THREE of Angela Rayner’s houses
Christine’s on OnlyFans ... sort of!
£ 100 fine is cat’s miaow
YOUR JOKES
‘My fave brand is back to sexy and back on top’
THE VOICE OF YOUR BRITAIN
RM RETURN TO SEXY AFTER WOKE DISASTER VICTORIA’S SECRET ARE BACK!
Jo Whiley cat death tragedy
Candice loves having her hands on tools!
Mental health support needs an overhaul, says think tank
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS
AND READER…
By GRACE HOOPER
DIRTY DOINGS BRAD SHIT!
THE BEST BOOBS IN POP
BUT TAYLOR SAID SHE WOULD MARRY ME!
Wogan son gripes over house sale
US cop filmed naked fingering
BYE BYE BEACH BOOBS!
BYE BYE BEACH BOOBS!
HOLLYOAKS LAUREN GETS HER BOOBS OUT AS SHE PLAYS HOOKER IN NEW TV SHOW WHORE BLIMEY!
Influencer’s flag dance ‘ disrespect’
Don’t shoot – we have drones
JOKES
FROCKIN’ GORGEOUS!
FROCKIN’ GORGEOUS!
FROCKIN’ GORGEOUS!
FROCKIN’ GORGEOUS!
POP BABE KATY WEARS ANOTHER SEE-THRU TOP… She’s at TIT again!
This week in 1999 Top 10 UK singles
Cat O’Connell
ELON MUSK TO BUY FRANCE!
Does Starmer not care what anyone thinks?
Get your hands on Madge’s melons
AS OLIVIA COLMAN STARS IN NEW HIT UK FIL M Brit flick babes TOPLESS !
34H, from Sunderland
34H, from Sunderland
Leah has guppies and hot puppies!
There’s lots more fun!
Student Sammie can’t stop bonking!
THE BREAST BABES
Susie Summer’s Perfect Sunday
PLUS: OUR WORLD FAMOUS AGONY COLUMN
TELLY PICKS OF THE WEEK AND BOOBS ON THE BOX
BRITAIN’S RUDEST AND CRUDEST PUZZLE PAGES
PUB TALK
The first time I had to teach him I needed more foreplay...
MIA JONES
NAME THE SIDE BOOB BABES
EMMA’S FILTHY JOKE
NAME THAT SINGER
DEFACED!
KELLY’S BIG PUB QUIZ!
ALTERED IMAGES
WORD SEARCH
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE
COUNTDOWN CONUNDRUM
JOKE OF THE WEEK
GURO
Two tugs, Netflix and a big willy…
My perfect Sunday…
Two tugs, Netflix and a big willy…
VIRGO SCORPIO
Introducing Britain’s most PESSIMISTIC astrologer… SEPTIC MEG
SAGITTARIUS AQUARIUS ARIES GEMINI
LIBRA
LEO
Dear Tess,
Mate’s bruv is my hot secret lover!
“Chat To Sexy Girls Who Love To Score with Horny Men” Just Call 09823 463 777
HOT OVER 40S WANT SEX!
Share in student Sammie’s sexy flings! BRAND NEW! CHEAPER & BETTER! HOOK UP WITH
PUZZLE ANSWERS
TOMORROW
TODAY
By BARNEY SAMUELS I Fought the Law
TUESDAY
REGINA CHAT TO HER NOW! JUST TEXT GLAM08 TO 69997
DON’T MISS THIS!!!
Over and out for Moore
All Aboard! Scotland’s Poshest Train C4, 4.55pm
Pietro can pull all the strings
Field Of Gold back in time for QEII test
BIG SAQ ON LIONS ALERT
Simons says I’ll sparkle at Spurs
THIS WEEK IN SPORT HISTORY
BREN WANTS IDAH MONEY
Tuchel waits for window to slam shut
A TALE OF TWO HITMEN
SPORTSPORT QUIZQUIZ
A TALE OF TWO HITMEN
Garnacho on £40m move to Chelsea
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