Sunday Sport - 13 Jul 2025
OASIS DRUG DOG BIT OFF MY WILLY
How Amanda Holden’s got the BOT!
100 YEARS OLD… BECAUSE I BONK CUSTARD TARTS
I make £100K a month - by eating Monster Munch
TOO SKINT TO PUT SPUDS UP MY BUM
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FRANK QUIZZED UNDER TERROR LAWS
Helen to show fandango on Beeb
‘I haven’t SHAGGED a rock star since 1999, now I want a THREESOME with the Gallaghers
Don’t look BARK in Anger
Don’t look BARK in Anger
NEWS FLASHER’S WEEK IN PICS
FRENCH LEADER FLIRTS WITH QUEEN
JOKER STRIKES AT BANQUET
MACRON GETS WRONG END OF THE STICK
ASKS…
In an English C**T-Y GARDEN!
Joyride-romp junkies nicked
Sophie GoT sex ed from ‘crazy’ show
Kids must hide from heatwave
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Work, rest and play… the system
Sex secrets to happy old age
Bonkers victim is bird-brained
Bunch OF ARSE!
RHIAN: HUBBY’S GUTTED OVER MY SMALLER BOOBS
It pays to be on the sick!
Jamie loves a big helping of coq!
Chinese chow ‘ main reason for divorce’
TODAY’S BIRTHDAYS
AND READER…
OSTRICH BUMMER PERVERT KICKED TO DEATH!
Side hustle takes the biscuit
GET YER TAT TS OUT!
Man shoots uncle dead for broke TV
101 SEX WITH A CUSTARD TART EVERY MORNING!
Pippa wants tanned tiddies!
Son showed headless dad on YouTube
Dog-sex vids perv
Miss gave teen oral in car park
YOUR JOKES
IT’S NATIONAL NUDE DAY GET ’EM OFF!
GET ’EM OFF!
I feed my FANNY Pickled Onion Monster Munch!
Junkie took train joyride for birthday
Knocked out cold!
YOUR JOKES
FRENCH UN -DRESSING! 4-PAGE SPECIAL
FRENCH -DRESSING!
FRENCH -DRESSING!
FRENCH UN -DRESSING!
RUSSIAN CHAMP FACES I can’t afford to shove SPUDS up my BUM!
This week in 1997 Top 10 UK singles
Superman ‘like immigrants’
Lily’s NIPS make us Smile!
A bonk is better than pills for a good sleep
Nonce in cow gobble shame
OVER AND OUT!
I GOT A FREE CAR BECAUSE I CAN’T DRIVE!
READER PIC Sun’s out, boobs out!
Very poor idea to kill off the golden goose
Man kills himself by jumping in jet engine
Gilliam: Trump makes us laugh
FEEL THE BURN
TOP TOFF TOTTY TOPLESS!
10 things you might not know about LIVE AID
PENNY DROPS... HER PANTS!
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Pals Amber and Jessica get intimate in PUB TALK
Student Ayana wants lessons in love
Lane Williams’ Perfect Sunday
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I left my knickers behind after a hot one-night stand!
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I NEED SOME SWEET LOVIN’
My perfect Sunday…
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Guitar lesson lass shows me a stairway to heaven
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Dear Ava,
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BIG-BOOBED BABES JUST LOVE TO
Who will teach me?
PUZZLE ANSWERS
CUTE student Ayana is 18 and eager to please!
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…Raindrops keep falling on my head
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TCHOU MUST BE JOKING!
OASIS DRUG DOG BIT OFF MY WILLY
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